Characters  
 
    Lou  

LOU469 (Lou)
 Lou is an android who works as a personal shopper for tourists. In the off-season she helps Boone steal back all the items she helped buy. As a tri-sexual, Lou is down for a good time with girls, guys and/or robots. She hides her feelings for Boone behind flippant and outrageous behavior.

 

   Alcalade   Alcalde
Alcalde rules the martian society and represents the legislative, executive and judicial branch of Mars. He’s as crooked as the day is long and has a sweet spot for genetic abnormalities. He’s assisted by Sally, his two-sided assistant, who loves him half the time. It depends which side is on top. When the cure for toxic air is developed, the Alcalde’s concerned it will derail his retirement. This brings him into conflict with our rednecked heroes.
                 
    Boone   Boone
 Boone is a classic third-world orphan raised by the neighborhood. He’s a scrappy, hard-working thief, stealing from the tourists and taking care of the locals. While street smart and tough, he’s a little deficient in the heartfelt emotions category. For example, when he has to tell a woman her boyfriend’s dead, he phrases it in a knock knock joke.		   Sally  

Sally
Sally is a genome disaster and assistant, as well as part-time lover to Alcalde.
                 
    Spinner   Spinner
Spinner is an eight foot tall bear with a wife and two cubs. He uses his status as a protected species to fence stolen goods from human and nonhuman life forms. Spinner’s been buying stolen goods from Boone for a long time and grudgingly thinks of the human as a friend.		        
                 
 

 

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